Love: Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells...

By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:02

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:12

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

Comments

clementine00 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:09

Definitely agree with 4 and 7. You shouldn't have to feel like puking every time you get too close to your bf. If it is really that bad, then you need to tell him. otherwise you are going to be repulsed by your boyfriend as long as you are dating him. Kissing is sucj a great part of the relationship. You should look forward to it every time, not dread it.

grossedout123 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:11

I love how theres an ad for listerine deep clean above this post

clementine00 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:16

And I really agree with 62. You can't possibly haveca good relationship with him on the first place if you aren't being honest with him. Why even be with someone if you can't tell them everything?

MarioDragon 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:17

There's nothing worse than kissing someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in a week...

damnscar 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:59

Does he brush his teeth/tongue at all???

Snookie85 19

Tuesday 20 September 2011 19:00

Give him a hint, buy him some toothpaste and mouthwash

cmtexx03 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 19:22

Buy shares in trident

SlaveToRetail 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 19:34

Pretty sure if you tell him in a way that doesn't come off like a huge bitch, this can be easily fixed. They have special mouth washes & toothpastes now to help kill the bacteria that causes bad breath. For some people it's just something that can't be fixed with daily, routine dental care.

SlaveToRetail 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 19:36

I might also add, my sweetheart has REALLY bad breath. In the morning I refuse to face him while he sleeps because he's got some massive dragon breath (and he knows this). But mouthwash helps. :D