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He's not my real dad

By Moosh - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it, then showed it to all my friends at my party, all while we were eating. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 1 January 2010 16:39

A number two in the shape of a number two? Stepdad: FTW! What a flawless victory!

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 1 January 2010 16:24

wow, thats just disgusting

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jonny2x4 0

Friday 1 January 2010 21:36

Your stepdad's got some mad skills

misterie_fml 6

Friday 1 January 2010 23:02

a real #2!

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:08

eeeeewwww

citrusjuice 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:41

This made me laugh! But still gross! (:

1121345 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:07

how the hell is that even possible?

veewhaaa 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:39

wow, FYL. how could anyone say you deserved this?! D:

effedupyoh 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:08

probably one of the only fmls that made me piss my pants of laughter! don't worry, that happened to me too, except it was my 20 yr old cousin , and her crap wasn't shaped like anything, she just thought it was cool. fml and fyl.

sarasbackwitmeds 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:22

hahahaha thats funny as hell i would have gave him a high five not for the poop but for embarrassing you and being an idiot by taking the picture lol

FarSide 22

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:06

Big deal. If you want to impress me, deliver it like a railroad cross-tie.

jasminrawan 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:38

HSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOL

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