•
•
•

KayyKaylyn

0

1

14

58

1905

6

31
Tuesday 08 March 1994

Kayykaylyn

Kayykaylyn -

Talented73

Kayykaylyn -

Kayykaylyn

lovers5201

Ash_Cash

MartineAve...

Echo 8802

Matt Kesle...

captain_he...

NessieMons...

Chinhull

MM100

bmckee196

Arni792

chr1sF

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Talented73

Arni792

chrisstach...

spockadeli...

gary3768

Kayykaylyn

Kayykaylyn

Mutilated

MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

35 973

16 731

The strangeness of strangers

zomg - - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

15 907

29 753

poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

37 654

2 241

Burglary [gone sexual]

Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

65 286

11 850

edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

13 982

64 360