Jinx
By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15
By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15
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By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
By AnotherLilyBart - 15/07/2016 20:50 - United States - Niles
By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57
By NoTypeOfExercise - 11/07/2016 15:05 - United States - Encino
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By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 05:11 - United States
OP here. here's more info: of course the pasture the horses were in didn't need to be watered, and they had two lawns with sprinkles. The majority of the rest of the property was newly planted vegetable gardens. They were in the process of installing a watering system and it wasn't hooked up yet. Everything was being watered with hoses. Btw, how the hell did you guys come up with house plants? I didn't have access to the house, and why would I mention six acres if I was talking about indoor plants? Come on, people. I did call my neighbor's after they pulled this and they explained that husband thought wife had told me already while wife assumed husband had told me. They didn't realize their mistake until they were about to pull away. So, innocent mistake, but had they told me sooner I would have had the chance to mention I've never been able to keep a plant alive. :(
By PlzSendBlankets - 27/06/2016 02:00 - United States
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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States
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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont
By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/03/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore
By sericane - 04/03/2016 20:03 - United States - Pittsburgh
I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao
By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States
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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By acmariner99 - 17/11/2018 18:35 - United States - Indianapolis
OP here. Yeah, 1k is what the insurance company told me. I knew it was a ripoff and found a local repair shop to fix the window for ... much less than that. I am not sure what the thieves saw in a bag of grubby shorts and a t-shirt, but that’s what they took. And why the f am listed as being in Indianapolis, I live nowhere near there. LOL.
By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 19:43 - United States
By LordBubbleWrap - 25/01/2016 05:13 - United States - East Hartford
OP here. yeah i flew into a fit of rage which resulted in angry snow shoveling. I get that the airlines were busy but being hung up on by microsoft Sam was just to much.
By Username - 10/10/2011 03:30 - United States
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OP here. To clarify, I'm actually not an unhealthy or excessive weight but I'm trying to get back to a size where I feel better about myself. Also, I thought I had bought the leggings in my size but the packet was mislabeled. To the other points, I do wear underwear and when I wear leggings, I pair them with a skirt or tunic so that no one is forced to appreciate my bounteous behind.