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Flow
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Stay classy
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Audition time!
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By Annieisnotokay - 17/04/2013 10:20 - United Kingdom
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Just want to point out that I was pretty sure I had a last sentence that said 'turns out I lasted 5 minutes before fainting'. I am not claiming that I was in full blown panic mode for a full hour. I have a diagnosed OCD which does effect quite a large part of my life, I can't even use paper in class. The majority of my friends know I have this OCD and my best friend only brought it up as an example because she knows I don't really mind people knowing because for me as embarrassing as it is, I feel that if people know they won't make a big deal out of it and since I'm in year 12 I wasn't expecting people to over react as they did. The people who were doing it were the boys in my class who are really only in the class because they needed an extra subject to be allowed to attend the college I'm at. The teacher was trying to stop them but she was a substitute so naturally the already rowdy boys were not going to be told to stop.
By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen
You little shit
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By chestycough - 16/09/2013 04:35 - Australia - Belrose
Yikes
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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada
Catch
By NaniNarcotic - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
Pay up
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By moneybenny - 07/06/2014 10:17 - Australia - Richmond
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And to anyone saying I could have left... He picked me up in his car and drove me to the place. The car ride home was equally fun.
By Fail. - 20/10/2009 05:43 - Australia
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Woah, okay. Let's go. MEPS - I don't know what the hell this is, but it doesn't exist in Australia. Qualifications - You could have all the qualifications in the world, and still not be suited to a position. It's sad, but it's true. The OP said nothing about qualifications, and pretty sure general entry into the Australian Defence Force only requires you have your High School Certificate. Sleep - Perhaps nerves kept her from getting a good night's sleep. Understandable if this job meant a lot to her. Preparation - Sometimes, no amount of preparation can quell one's nerves, particularly with things of great personal importance. Time - I have had an ADF interview, and on the letter it says the process should take four hours. Also, you have no choice about what time your interview is. Food - The OP obviously believed that it wouldn't take much longer than 4 hours, so didn't feel the need to take any food. When I had mine, there was no food available for interviewees, only tea and coffee. And I, for one, was too worried that I would be called to one of the interviews while I was out if I went to get food somewhere else. OP, FYL.
By greeenbean - 02/10/2009 10:41 - Samoa
It's probably considered art
By firestar772 - 11/02/2013 15:48 - United States - Santa Barbara
By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada
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OK, even though I've been commenting throughout, time for a full follow up. 1. I am not an idiot that's letting my child beat the crap out of me. When he does get too hard, he is disciplined and shown how to be gentle. 2. I have not given up on teaching my child manners, not to hit, etc. It's going to be a long 18 years because they're brothers. They're gonna fight! My sister and I beat each other on a fairly regular basis when we were kids. It's what siblings do. 3. Thanks for ALL your posts! Some of them had me cracking up. And some had me a little scared for the poster or their (future?) children.