Health Mistakes Crotch rot - FML

Crotch rot

Anonymous - 19/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I discovered that baking soda is not the same as Gold Bond powder. FML

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Dan - 20/10/2018 15:30

Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML

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catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

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Fermentation

Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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Cooking for none

Mia - 26/01/2019 02:00

Today, I wanted to bake some chocolate chip cookies. As the first load was done, I tasted a cookie and it tasted too salty. Thinking it was because of the pinch of salt, I added more sugar to the batter, only to realize that the sugar I've put into the whole batter was actually salt. FML

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Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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Classic mistake

Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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Glued up

Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I was grumbling about how they apparently changed the recipe of my favorite lotion and made it all weird and sticky, when I realized that, no, what they actually did was design a bottle of shower cream that looks almost exactly LIKE that of my favorite lotion. FML

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Anonymous - 04/11/2015 18:26 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML

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samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Monday 19 July 2021 6:06

Some was he putting baking soda in his stinky shoes (or somewhere more sensitive) or trying to cook with gold bond? The people deserve to know!

EBrogen 12

Monday 19 July 2021 10:42

I say cooking with gold bond. Baking soda is used in oder removal in garments and shoes. It can even be digested directly, so I can't see any affect besides an uncomfortable feeling if dumped in underwear. We definitely need more info.

Bogrbon 27

Monday 19 July 2021 6:06

Some was he putting baking soda in his stinky shoes (or somewhere more sensitive) or trying to cook with gold bond? The people deserve to know!

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Monday 19 July 2021 6:23

Baking soda in stinky shoes actually works to absorb odors. So I assume it was the more sensitive area

EBrogen 12

Monday 19 July 2021 10:42

I say cooking with gold bond. Baking soda is used in oder removal in garments and shoes. It can even be digested directly, so I can't see any affect besides an uncomfortable feeling if dumped in underwear. We definitely need more info.

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