By tricia_11 - 05/12/2016 22:15
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What just happened?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue
By The_Unlucky1 - 19/07/2016 03:38
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Hey guys! Op here! So, Yeah, haven't been able to find it. I'm sending in my cats to try and look for it, wish me luck!
By glocked and goaded - 03/04/2015 18:08 - United States - Sun City
Cause for concern
By redneckpunk - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Schaumburg
By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville
By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda
By la poisse - 19/11/2008 05:59 - France
Caught off guard
By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
Splatter
By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia
By 1Nsan3 - 13/12/2014 06:27 - Canada - Toronto
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Op here forgot to mention name tags break company dress code sadly
Caught in 4K
By tanksfan - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India
By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France
By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham
By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson
By koreageis - 08/12/2016 20:42 - United States - Medina
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OP here. I made an account just to give everyone more details. This girl and I were friends a loooong tine ago and stopped being friends for many reasons. Well, when she was dating my boyfriend she cheated on him and he left her. Over a year later, I started dating him after she gave me her blessing and told me about her new fiancé and kid on the way and about how happy she was. A year later I find the fake account under a different name filled with posts about me, my love life and about how awful we did her. One post blatantly said that my mother called her all the time mocking me and giving her my personal info so she can stalk me even more. I also found many comments where my mom asked her to text her or call her and many comments from my friend, who is someone I've known for four years but talk to every now and then, talking about me as well. Apparently both of them pretended to be on my side while they helped her stalk me, my boyfriend and roommate. This girl found out who I was living with, where I was living and even knew everything about my love life because of my mother. I've deleted all my social media, including my Facebook just to get this girl off my back. My mother denied everything, didn't apologize and hasn't attempted to speak to me since. I last spoke to her about a month ago, more or less.
Fashionable
By paaaallllmmmssss - 26/09/2015 03:40 - South Africa - Johannesburg
Pet this!
By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States
By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany
By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States
Thanks, I guess…
By omfgmaya - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Denmark
By Dat Stanky Mouf - 16/03/2013 21:52 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
Generous tipper
By appleville - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By BearMan - 09/02/2009 22:00 - United States
Noooooooo!
By anon mom - 12/05/2016 00:06 - United States - Manassas
By Winterbelle - 02/04/2015 01:06 - United States - Chaska
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Hiya, OP here! I'm honestly surprised this was posted, but hopefully I can make a few things clear! I work at a Super Target, and honestly, the thing most irritating to me is that they didn't immediately notice how low my amount of transactions are. a normal week of cashiering at the front lanes is about 900-1300 transactions. Having 1500 for two months is abnormally low, especially for a full time cashier like me. It should've been taken into account that I'm not often at the lanes when they told me my score, but it is what it is. For those telling me to have friends fill out a survey, I like how you think but unfortunately the surveys are printed on receipts and it is sporadic. I never know which receipt will get one until it prints, and I always inform guests when they get one and ask that if they have time to go ahead and tell us how we're doing. Lastly, my manager was super understanding. She knew I was hardly ever doing cashiering on a normal lane, and she was telling me about my personal score because we had an important guy from Corporate coming in and we had to know, my score just caught the other team leads off guard and they were initially upset at how low it was, until they learned why. I believe my score is actually the lowest of all cashiers here. So in short, it was all a misunderstanding because of the amount of times I actually cashier on the checkout lanes. Thank you for all the awesome and hilarious comments! Hopefully my novella helped clear some things up! 8)
By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna
By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 08:05 - Poland
Lady…
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls
Great replacement
By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok
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That man hasn't worked a day in almost 5 years. He took an early retirement and sits home all day. I work my ass off. I have a 3 hour daily commute on top of my work day. After sitting on his ass all day, he needs to cook me my favorite meal, give me the best sex ever and worship me for taking care of him! Yet, I'm thinking of myself? Get real.