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Anonymous - - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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*facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

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anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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Marmarfarfar 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

harrypotter955 19

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

Accuraxy 10

Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

wow thats sucks.. trust me i know all about sucking

EVnIAS 13

Monday 6 May 2013 3:26

Are you offering him sex? That's nasty...

Zen_Mei 17

Monday 6 May 2013 3:27

#2 and apparently not good at it

bluehero 17

Monday 6 May 2013 3:57

I thought #2 was offering a ******* lol

Zemmiphobia 11

Monday 6 May 2013 5:19

Read that in Cleveland's voice

wjh100 13

Monday 6 May 2013 5:20

oh, that's just nasty.

maosquare 18

Monday 6 May 2013 7:03

2 just came out to the whole FML community.

mn_shr 22

Monday 6 May 2013 10:57

Hahahahahaha, awwww

infamoushack 10

Monday 6 May 2013 3:13

Damn that sucks. GL in the future.

perdix 29

Monday 6 May 2013 3:15

Go back to the river and see if you can find a mud buddy ;)

KrustyKrap 5

Monday 6 May 2013 5:36

umm...

NeDaroft 5

Monday 6 May 2013 18:34

Just go to Haiti, you'll find plenty there

Marmarfarfar 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

annihil8or 15

Monday 6 May 2013 3:29

Just take a wild guess.

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 6 May 2013 4:16

No means no!

CaptMurdock 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

Sounds to me like she was just trying to find a way to end it. Sorry OP, better luck in the future.

harrypotter955 19

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

annihil8or 15

Monday 6 May 2013 3:30

Or both.

doctor_glitter 6

Monday 6 May 2013 3:24

Not everyone can handle the skill that is mud fighting. I'm sure you understand.

perdix 29

Monday 6 May 2013 3:24

Ironically, you dodged a bullet because you couldn't dodge a few clumps of thrown mud.

KingDead 18

Monday 6 May 2013 3:25

Sore loser she is, find a girl who can play rough OP, you'd have a lot more fun ;]

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 6 May 2013 4:17

Nothing better than getting rough and dirty!

rg350dx 29

Monday 6 May 2013 5:52

Anal? We're talking about anal? Right...?

SammyS2012 21

Monday 6 May 2013 6:56

Yes Master Yoda!

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 6 May 2013 3:26

I guess she's a sore loser.

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