Love Weird You what?

You what?

whattheheck - - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

btg - - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Safe space

Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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Psycho

dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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MykalaMonae 7

Monday 4 June 2012 12:01

Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?

Adrena_fml 5

Monday 4 June 2012 12:02

.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.

GothInside 6

Monday 4 June 2012 22:50

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

simonepedretti 7

Monday 4 June 2012 22:53

wtf

brohamas16 7

Monday 4 June 2012 23:04

Why???

radwanov 14

Monday 4 June 2012 23:06

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO but that's just soooo funny lol sorry OP

elmo_08 0

Monday 4 June 2012 23:30

Well I think you made one mistake EX GIRLFRIEND

vbmg152 18

Monday 4 June 2012 23:33

What?? Is she older than 6? If she is, then something's wrong!

crazyclown00 17

Monday 4 June 2012 23:48

I would just ask for my turn.

ConradKay 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:23

Is it weird that this turns me on?

MissLilijana 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:29

Don't stick your dick in crazy, man.

Rainbowbright99 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:57

Also, don't stick your dick in a crazy man.

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Today, I went out for gas, the first time I've been out since my break up. As I was paying, a mob boss was killed in the parking lot. I was questioned for an hour. FML

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Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML

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Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

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