Whodunnit

emily - - United States

Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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naem 0

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

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Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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NoahLou 0

Try calling your phone. Maybe one of the bodies will ring. LOL

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kbs123456789 0

Worst FML ever.

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blueslushy 0

You are so lucky you work in a morgue! Peace and quiet...no annoying co-workers.... sorry bout your phone though!

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dumbbbb 0

this is stupid and not fml worthy. waste of a post..

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Jesus Christ, morons. IT'S AN FML BECAUSE SHE WORKS IN A MORGUE. What's that mean? It's probably inside of a body.

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thesismate 3

That is so creepy!

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ChelsiGotSpunk 0

Maybe I'm being dumb, but I think she means it's somewhere gross, obviously. Or maybe she's believing in paranormals and thinks a ghost stole it. Some people.

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