Whodunnit
emily - - United States
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fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford
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Invasion of the bodysnatchers
Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States
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xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States
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No one is safe
chili - 24/07/2021 04:01
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Great timing
alo1434 - - United States
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Trickster
Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich
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foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada
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yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States
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unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden
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calli - 25/12/2009 21:21 - United Kingdom
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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there
jackass crew you suck at this, stop picking fml's and go back to being idiots who only entertain other inbred idiots
ah dont moderate my stuff, I'm right, they are all inbred
excuse me? your an ass btw, this fml is freakin hilarious. nicely worded
YDI FOR TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING
alexxss_fml
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lol nice.
Laxer21
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well damn you got a problem.
51 YDI cause you still live in the 1800s.
Why is this on FML?
seb12992
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I take back the comment I made in another FML. What was the jackass crew thinking with this one?
It's here bcoz a corpse stole her phone!!!
BlerbFace306
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this is NOT an fml...you lost your phone, what does that possibly have to do with working in a morgue??
YES, but that's not funny.
likeOMGwow
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uh i agree. that's not even really a joke. just dumb. this FML is sorta dumb..
safirestar09
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But the OP still feels bad over losing their phone. C'mon, people, this is not the only "my phone is lost/my phone has been stolen" FML on here.
So basically, your phone was stolen and the rest of that was pointless information... F my life for wasting a few seconds trying to understand this one.
GR3453m0nk3y
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exactly im still kinda lost in this it was obviously posted by a six year old and obviously moderated by six year olds (and the jackass crew) (which i have nothing against) but rly guys; bad pick
agreed
kitties_fml
12
...?
Zombies!!!!!!! O.o
authorkid
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lol
bberg01
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you're a believer too.
Maybe they wanted to play zombies vs plants on his phone
obiviously?
I'm picturing the kitten in your pic saying that. Makes it 10 times better
WTF? this is stupid.
You probably lost it in one of those body bags, have fun looking for that!
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Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there
wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.