Risky comeback Anon - - Singapore - Singapore Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML 36 487 127 697
Anonymous - 02/04/2013 09:22 - United States - Brooklyn Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML 37 349 5 830
Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML 52 482 3 806