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kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Heww - - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumped on my lap and vomited all over my doughnuts, stared at me, then bit the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Georgia2016 15

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

persephone217 24

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

Biohazard456 4

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:41

Doesn't matter had sex.

OkitaCockroach 19

Sunday 9 October 2016 10:56

I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO ONCE AGAIN SEE THIS COMMENT ON FML.

Bassam24 21

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:55

lmao nicely done donuts are great

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 15:37

F you, donuts are awesome!! They're delicious!

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:02

Does the doughnut have cream filling?

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 3 October 2016 4:37

I'll bet it does now!

SargeRho 6

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:08

That's a perfectly good reason to ******.

r1has 28

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:11

Donut worry about it. Donuts be sexy AF.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:24

What a coincidence! Both of you orgasmed with the thought of pounding a donut.

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Sunday 2 October 2016 16:33

Imagine if you were thinking about a good donut!!!

Jurbla 14

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:57

Well, I can't say this is the weirdest product placement I've ever seen...

captain_hero89 22

Sunday 2 October 2016 17:14

i gotta get myself one of those donuts!

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 15:38

"I'll have what she's having."

FalloutScrolls 25

Sunday 2 October 2016 18:05

Sounds like the donut wasn't the only thing with a filling. I'm done now. I'll just go...

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML

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Today, I arrived in Germany for a summer-long stay. The family I'm supposed to stay with had said they spoke fluent English. They don't. I don't speak German. It's going to be a quiet two months. FML

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Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML

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Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

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