Love Types - FML

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aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Backhanded insult?

Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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Somebody that I used to know

Anonymous - 19/07/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML

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Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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Bad guy

Anonymous - 30/10/2023 18:02 - United States - Belleville

Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML

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Nice to know, thanks

Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

Bstaut 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:54

Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?

irepmn 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:38

#1 agree lol

mitchlarocco 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:41

I don't see how this is a FML you 2 were talking about not being the useal type what that means is your the opposite of what the useal type is

TiffGreen 11

Monday 29 April 2013 7:31

Oh what did you say back?

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Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:01

Looks like you're dating your type after all

CharlesScene 3

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:17

You got burned!!!!!! The ratings should be more of "You totally deserved it"

KingreX32 21

Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:16

well shit

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Today, I sold cigarettes to a woman who promptly told me that she smoked meth. It's only my second night working this job. FML

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Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML

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Today, I participated in a walk for charity. Even though I was supposed to walk 5K, I stopped after 3K because the pain from my thighs rubbing together nearly sent me to tears. FML

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