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Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Gym bro

sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:10

It's true, trying to impress anyone is an instant YDI. However, he had no right to tell you to put your shirt back on. It's your shirt, I'm assuming you are either male or had a sports bra on underneath and were not breaking and public indecency rules, so he was entirely out of line. Next time, tell him no.

Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:16

Maybe he was married and didn't want you to tempt him.

peoc 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:08

whenever a FML contains the words 'i tried to impress him' in any order, its a YDI. sorry

TheDoge 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:09

Ouch. Keep going to the gym. Perhaps you'll end up looking fine as honey.

jonan1212 5

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:22

cuz u knoes the men like em sticky rofl

krazygirl100 9

Monday 25 April 2011 9:37

sounds sexy ;]

Ohnoitslindsay 0

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Gubbon 17

Thursday 1 February 2024 19:16

What? In which gym is a male allowed to be topless?

Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:16

Maybe he was married and didn't want you to tempt him.

fml98kevin 4

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krispybacon4321 23

Thursday 22 January 2015 0:31

@108- you don't know that.

rameses1210 18

Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:52

What a sexist thing to say. Op has the right to dress however the hell she likes and should not have to change her behaviour because men can't control themselves

monicamischief 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:18

ahaha well; at least you are going to the gym and making an effort instead of just sitting around and getting fatter. keep workin' on it.

PureGold 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:19

Either you're really unfortunate-looking, or he's gay. But I agree with #3, he really should have just looked away or something instead of telling your to put your shirt back on. That's just mean :(.

JacksonCampbell 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:52

Well we can't just go around coddling people.

Gubbon 17

Thursday 1 February 2024 19:17

I... think OP is gay as well. And a male. That would make the most sense to me in this context.

vampirate 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:21

once again, arrogance fail.

Cocacolalove11 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:24

If you've got it, flaunt it. If you don't... please, spare us.

bballer55 0

Friday 21 May 2010 4:23

AAAAAAAAMEN

randomyup 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:28

is this a girl? well im assuming its a girl. seriously dont just randomly take your shirt off at the gym. ew. we dont care who you are. and maybe he works there or something.. but seriously get over it.