Troubling

Anonymous - 15/12/2010 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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MoMonster 0

spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD

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schwiggidy 0

you were masturbating UNDER a spider

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akaashR 0

I bet Toby Maguire's spider senses where tingling when you came

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xXDubbleChic 11

I'm really sry. that's just sad.... FYL

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mrmerino 0

spiders can be hot lol deviantfreak in here

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Ninjafriends 1

Ah, Pavlovian conditioning and response. Every time you see a spider from now on you'll get horny. Go rent Arachnophobia and the Spiderman series. You'll ****** a million times.

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Falken45 0

omfg!!! u must be like a fat goth vamp chic gettin off a spider!? get the **** out of here!

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ughigiveup 4

Haha, that's mean. There's nothing wrong with fat people~

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ninjalope 0

you should have brought it to your bad so you could do more than beat off

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