Troubling

Anonymous - 15/12/2010 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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MoMonster 0

spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD

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schwiggidy 0

you were masturbating UNDER a spider

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

ah, she likey the hairy legs!

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xJaypex 0

In Russia, spider pleasures you!!!

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mredgecrusher 0

#30. You mean "in Soviet Russia the spider pleasures itself to you. "

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emodude44 0

8 Long Sexy Legs... mmmm... kinky...

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quadder 0

spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can

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bubblej614 0

like a spiderman spider or like a kill with my shoe spider.... lol jk

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nephilim241 19

I can just imagine the spider's submission: "today, I was hanging out on the ceiling minding my own business, a human was on her bed beneath me pleasuring herself. She stared at me while she finished FML"

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