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Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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Riemurasia 0

Why are you now on the computer instead of giving him what he earned himself?! :P

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Ikushka 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Mistery510 6

haha well you can take it as a compliment.... you must give great blow jobs if he keeps washing the dishes!!

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covette 0

not necessarily. just not bad ones...I'd take an ok ******* over nothing anyday

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larisonr 4

I don't remember who said it but there's this quote I'll paraphrase, "good sex is amazing, bad sex isn't that bad either."

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Mistery510 6

haha as long as you get off right??? lol

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allmidnighteyes 10

You shouldn't be using sexual favors as an incentive for him to do stuff in the first place.

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Mimiroxxi 0

lmao you should have really thought about it first

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Livinia 11

Hey, at least all the dishes in the house are clean.

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please_shoot_me 0

add a picture of yourself in real life please not a fake on of google. just saw that picture of your display on google idiot

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mismonroe 0

You didn't think this one through... should have decided on a point system like that other FML.

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v1kt4r 13

aye that point system was harsh lol, the dude isnt getting any for weeks

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monagro 22

That point system was seriously wrong... This is good though :D (and I'm sure things will cool down soon)

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