Deal or no Deal

Anonymous - 16/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

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Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML

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merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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eww - 12/06/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML

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sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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DogStew 20

Thursday 16 April 2020 3:47

My girlfriend lets me fart all I want, and provides plentiful hummers. Everyone tells me to never let her go. I agree; I’m going to marry her.

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 9 April 2020 23:46

Farting is normal, not farting is not normal. He is still farting, just not around you. Don’t be so selfish.

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 9 April 2020 23:46

Farting is normal, not farting is not normal. He is still farting, just not around you. Don’t be so selfish.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 April 2020 2:35

No, she's right. Asking him to fart away from her is a reasonable request, and what she's paying for that makes it an excellent deal. Assuming her ******** aren't so boring they put you to sleep.

Ambrily 27

Friday 17 April 2020 0:28

That was a different woman lol

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 17 April 2020 8:05

The way it’s written, sounds like he’s not farting at all, and that’s where I was saying she is being selfish. I showed my boyfriend this FML as he sometimes tries to fart away from me and at other times just farts where he chooses.

TCRII 29

Thursday 16 April 2020 3:46

There were 69 YDI’s when I read this FML. Maybe that is your solution...

DogStew 20

Thursday 16 April 2020 3:47

My girlfriend lets me fart all I want, and provides plentiful hummers. Everyone tells me to never let her go. I agree; I’m going to marry her.

WistayShlaio82 13

Thursday 16 April 2020 7:33

You’re gonna **** up his stomach.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 16 April 2020 16:25

Hey, you agreed to it, so suck it (up), swallow (your pride), and blow him like you promised. If you want to back out of your deal, may I suggest buying some air freshener?

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 16 April 2020 16:56

You brought this upon yourself, my dear. Sucks for you! ;)

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 16 April 2020 23:07

lol he's farting just not doing it around you. you need to get over it, when you are married you share EVERYTHING

kujiens101 24

Friday 17 April 2020 3:12

To all the commenters, how much do you people fart?!? You can’t just not make the air around your girl smell putrid?? Is that so much to ask? Y’all need to see a doctor if it is