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By Jocy_Fml9117 - 09/09/2016 14:49 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, While I was in freshman studies I felt something in my backpack moving, I didn't think any of it until my backpack cried. When I looked inside my chihuahua stuck her head out and everyone began laughing , she got scared and peed in my backpack, good job Nikki FML

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monyluv1 13

Saturday 10 September 2016 6:03

That was friggin adorable! Sorry about the backpack OP!??

One_In_Three 24

Saturday 10 September 2016 11:59

You've just made my day! When I was a kid I brought my pet rat to school in my pocket. Good times :')

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monyluv1 13

Saturday 10 September 2016 6:03

That was friggin adorable! Sorry about the backpack OP!??

Katietot222 5

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:55

Awwwwwwwwww!

One_In_Three 24

Saturday 10 September 2016 11:59

You've just made my day! When I was a kid I brought my pet rat to school in my pocket. Good times :')

Triangle6757 9

Sunday 18 September 2016 0:46

Is your name by any chance Ron Weasly

tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 21:27

Feel bad about your backpack I have a feeling your going to be checking to see were your dog is before you go to school from now on

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