By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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I thought it was the MAN who was supposed to get on his knees during a proposal. Interesting.

jdickey 0

You look like Carmen Electra, you are beautiful though :p

That but mostly because you're fat and canadien.

I am not fat, Canada is a hell of a lot healthier then the US of A. Bloody imbecile.

yeah USA blows but you sound fat with the whole ,"I love pie" and what not

Who doesn't like pie? and you don't need to be fat to like baked goods, maybe I just enjoy baking, ever thought of that?

nope. as i said before the whole pie thing screams fatty. also usually people that love food or making it are on the heavier side of the scale. I'm just saying

Most chef's aren't overweight, the majority are actually pretty healthy because their job requires them standing all day and running around. And because they eat healthy food. Maybe learn something before acting like you know about it.

who says I don't know what I'm talking about. in my personal experience most chefs especially ones dedicated to baked good are heavier. Dont get defensive at me Just because you're in denial about your weight problem

xoxoKirstenxoxo 0
Paiggeerr7 0

who cares, he still wants to marry you and that was his way of being creative

That was absolutely brilliant. He gets the *******. You get the wedding. Everyone is happy.

wait you give him blow jobs everytime he asks for them

for his sake, i assume "it" referred to the ring at the end of the fml