By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

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marinus_fml 19

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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J8CFC 0

i think that he's a total jerk for popping the question that way!! i would definitely say NO if i were you!!

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AlienX_fml 0

how did the ring fit over his balls?

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biwinningloser 0

it fit in-between. lol.

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70klicks 1

think about it , if the thought even crossed his mind that the ring would fit ..him ... either OP's fingers are abnormally big or he's a sad sad man

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taternuts 0

haha. if he really wanted to be romantic he should have given her a pearl necklace after the ring

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DaySetsFire 2

His penis is small like a needle... but moves as fast as a sewing machine

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icychill10_fml 3

inspiring. when I grow up, I'm using that idea...of course I'm gonna need a huge ring ;D lol

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shadowolf1120 8

his dick was too small or the ring? lol jk

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milomay 0

accept..maybe he didn't think to much about it before he got a ring stuck on his sack but hey, we all get ring stuck on our sacks once in while

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Barn312009 0

so, how small is this dude to even consider it fitting on his dick

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cudgel1023 0

How does a ring fit around a teste? Sounds like it would damage the organ.

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