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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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BlackMoon_fml 9

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:40

Castrate him. Hurry we don't have much time

tranced_ 45

Friday 19 July 2013 22:35

well That escalated quickly @_@

DDalton 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:53

I bet their baby comes out ugly.

headphonesrock 5

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:50

Wow

FunsizedNotShort 2

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:28

Dump his sorry but and move on! You deserve way better than him! If your best friend would sleep with your boyfriend she isn't worth your friendship

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 19:40

Then I would promptly stop texting and beat up the boyfriend add beat the hell out of the so called best friend

tekneeq 10

Monday 21 October 2013 17:47

Reply; "Rather her than me!" Or pretend you accidentally messages another guy "come see me babe **bf name** is gone"

ayshafrodo 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 15:11

Well, that escalated quickly

hamzor 5

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:50

It's okay OP you might feel betrayed but they got their karma!

coolkid3454 8

Tuesday 26 November 2013 3:10

Well that escalated quickly

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