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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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ramseytt69 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:09

If he will do it to you, he will do it to her. I think she got the worst out of this.

Rianba 0

Monday 7 January 2013 0:54

it's logical, you just don't say 'hi' to your bf that is rediculous. No, you are 'winning' ask Charlie.Sheen. or bf's friend was pranking around..

AbnBryan 5

Monday 28 January 2013 3:10

That's Kinda Funny

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 20:36

They're both lower than the lowest form of life. Swearing would be more appropriate but I'll keep it civil. ^_^

blackman100 20

Saturday 16 February 2013 7:09

Well that escalated quickly.

FluffyWizdom 15

Monday 1 April 2013 13:57

if she slept with her best friend's man, she probably sleeps around. better all get tested ! why not all together ?

unknown2126 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:16

Joke???

Shelbysmiles13 0

Thursday 16 May 2013 6:24

On the brightside you got a text back !!! I'm a glass half full kinda girl !:D

Multifruits_fml 4

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:21

That sure felt like a shot, I am very sorry, your boyfriend is an asshole.

Vegnas 13

Thursday 4 July 2013 17:02

Well THAT escalated quickly.

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