Love: Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game... - FML

By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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By Aaron - 12/04/2021 07:59

Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML

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Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 05:03

Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2025 22:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Krirn 21

Tuesday 21 February 2012 12:04

You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 11:59

What video game is it?

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momo1972 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:14

You must be newlyweds

jameschis 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:46

Deffo skyrim !!!

ADHA15 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:53

Cant Wait Till Mass Effect 3 ;)

Ingredients 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:08

Yep.

godofswag 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:59

SIMS IS A HELL OF A GAME

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:29

Is this what happens when people get married?!? Girls give lots of sex while dating and then make u involuntarily celibate, while the cobwebs slowly form in your crotch after tying the knot?

kimmi41509 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:12

Those sims are horny people.

falcons10luv 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:33

Ok so try saying that u love her in real life then see if she lives u more than the video game...come on!!

Alelol 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:36

... Then I took an arrow to the knee?..Gosh those jokes are annoying...

Deantastic 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:39

What game ._.

Stoneyyay 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:44

lol did she mudflap ua? (female equivilant to teabagging)

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