By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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Krirn 21

You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.

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FruityLoooons 8

What video game is it?

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perdix 29

Your "wife" in the video game is not giving you affection, "she" is just some well-written computer code. The way I read this is that the OP is a terminally single loser and there is not a real, live woman in his life.

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rubberduckie94 13

Can't really judge this one. Your wife is either unaffectionate because that's just the way she is wired or you spend to much time playing video games and she is sick of trying to get your attention. I have seen fmls where women have stood naked in front of the tv or computer screen and such only to be told to move. Turn the game off for a couple of weeks(or so)or play only when she is gone. See if that changes things. Be sure you are showing her attention and love too because if she is being unaffectionate it could be because she feels snubbed by you and the game. If she does not change its just the way she is wired and you should talk to her about it and tell her you need more attention. Good luck.

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perdix 29

Before you strain your brain too much over this one, you might consider that there is no real-life wife. It's not clear one way or the other. Maybe his wife treats him better during a WoW raid than in real life -- we just don't know.

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lmfb07 0

You did NOT pick a winner

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lowie89 7

Maybe if you didn't play video games do much you would get more loving

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grannygruber 6

Ok. Is you game wife computer code or is your real wife a gamer too? If she is both your real and game wife then you both spend too damn much time gaming and need to meet eachother in the real world!

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PartyxRocked 0

Please don't be Second Life. Then it'll be the exact same thing I go through with my boyfriend.

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