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Well he didn't move you, so maybe he thinks you're hot too!! Get his number!! :)
Is the FML about you drooling alittle or did the guy flip shit? If none then it's not really an FML hah
It's ok OP. I bet he understood. I'm sure he didn't mind if he did he would have woke you up.
Put your tongue away.
O.o ....did....you just ASK him to put his tongue away? You MUST be a male . XD
op was the guy that hot that when he sat next to you that even though you were asleep you started drooling? :P Cheer up op he probably likes you otherwise he wouldn't have let you sleep on him
Oh god, the phrase 'run-on sentence' doesn't even describe this comment.
33, I think that was a "Run-over-by-a-bus" sentence.
It's a sign that he likes you if he didn't move. That or he's a creep.
I don't think your husband would like that noor!
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Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.
He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.