Transportation: Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was...

By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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Long day, long ride home

By Jennette - 13/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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itsalanis 25

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:26

Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:27

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

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rlTlk 13

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:21

sounds like he didn't mind ;] musta been thinking "cute girl asleep on my shoulder, sit still do not wake her was that my stop, oh well cute girl"

TheIchiban 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:40

"Today, while riding the bus, the passenger next to me fell asleep on my shoulder and drooled."

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:25

Free form brainstorming including current and past FMLs and commenters?

maggswillow 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:38

If u know what I mean

Havin 19

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:59

I reckon that's so cute. In fact I wish happened to me!

abouttosleep 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:05

Noooo!!! She is taken.. Well, I knew that and my plan was to kill Ezio. These few more won't be a problem

fromthesuck 8

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:24

Don't worry. It didn't bother me that much.

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:44

Since his shoulder was drenched, did he offer up his lap?

groupleader 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:51

I got something you can drool on.

KaiserSD 8

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:10

And hilarity ensues.

MissPixy 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:18

so what a little drool never hurt anybody plus its a good convo starter!! say im so sorry say let me grab ur number i can pay for the dry cleaning!

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