Tiny Tim

hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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freshprizzle1 13

My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

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shrdlu 28

Makes me think of NASA. For the early space flights, the astronaut had to wear a condom (connected to some tubing) for urination while suited. The official condom sizes were small, medium, and large, which the astronauts promptly renamed to extra-large, gigantic, and immense.

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flutter4 7

Unless you want a baby lol

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TabooSushi 24

If he won't buy smaller condoms, ask him if he's prefer a bigger girlfriend a few months later when you're pregnant with his child. =p That or ask if he'd prefer a "smaller" sex life, meaning no proper protection = no sexy times.

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journeytotheend 16

It you still "get down" even after you told him then ydi

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aalijahraj 10

Just choose some other sort of birth control. Problem sorto!!!!

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ultra_notorious 26

never had that problem. try doing it without feels better, especially filling the girl up at the end.

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princessAj1 6

You could always tell him you want to use extra thin condoms ?! Tight fit and more sensation.

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Cookiedough1987 4

To everyone that says buy smaller ones and put them in a bigger box - don't you think that if the condoms, that were previously too big, suddenly magically start 'fitting' him he would notice and probably realise that somethings up? That'll probably hurt him more.

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Futacy 29

I suppose so, or maybe he'd think there was a little "growth spurt"

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RedPillSucks 31

Have him wear 4 or 5 at a time. They'll probably stay on then.... </sarcasm>

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