Tiny Tim

hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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freshprizzle1 13

My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

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bmboente15 0

Sorry op, hope you weren't left in a sticky situation or anything ;)

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TallestThoughts 12

Your puns are bad and you should feel bad.

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bmboente15 0

Sorry, you sound upset.

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jennt89 10

just buy them take then out of the box and don't let him know.

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CzechIsBack 15

As his ego is already deflated, I would avoid using phrases like "it's fun-sized" when having that conversation...

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lazyfoo92 4

Not that hard to admit lol but yes sometimes it hurts the ego. Just be safe OP:)

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm sure having your future son/daughter will convince him to use smaller condoms about 9 months from now.

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expertsmilee 26

Better safe than having to choose between life and abortion ._.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Honesty, Op. Don't lie and buy the smaller condoms with the bigger sized box. Get the smaller condoms and have a chat with him: You love him, his penis satisfies you and you just want both of you to be safe together, period. Just my opinion.

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

I'm with you on that one. The same people telling op to lie would not be cool with us lying about actually wearing one

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lylee001 6

Well hopefully no period when they are doing it

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ImmaB3AST 7

So he's the guy who said he was buying them bigger to the store clerk.

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DukeLeto 14

...or maybe he just needs to finish faster...

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