Spontaneous

Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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lucdaddyfresh 0

I agree with135. embarrassing how single minded some people are. Grow up!

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SLP9008 0

Amateurs shouldn't try to be sexy. Just stick to being good and original until you're old enough or smart enough to realize braces and dicks don't mix. I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure this should be F*HIS Life, not yours..

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meowmeowwkitty 0

atleast his name isn't "every1luvsforeskin"?

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atomicbaboon 0

YboyfriendDI for dating someone with braces.

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atomicbaboon 0

that's the only benefit of braces. you can save some for seconds.

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sickjairo 7

Don't forget the cockmeat sandwich hahahahaha

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milli333 0

ppl really aside from religion being circumcised is about hygiene. theres no difference between the two other then pulling the foreskin down and cleaning it that way. other then that no difference ppl who say it's nasty r just to damn lazy to clean their dick that way...

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