Spontaneous

Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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xfrshkddx_fml 0

you deserve it, for trying oral sex with metal monstrosity in your mouth. he would've broke up with you.

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ChelseaRaeS 7

Braces? Sound a little young for those things..

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Renee_Margaret 2

braces makes me think you're way to young for that anyways.

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domosumo 0

And to everyone saying that it's aesthetically displeasing.. A cha-cha that looks like an over-filled taco isn't that pretty either, but you don't see many men complaining and supporting the barbaric practise of female circumcision.

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bitheway 2

I can't blame him i'd be pissed 2 and you could have planed that out a little. Went to the side or sumthin

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