So… good news, or…?

daddy-o - - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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brokenangelexy 13

Don't be silly wrap your willy!

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tencentsakiss 19

I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.

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cajekraze 7

I don't normally condone this, but you should get her plan B. Stupid people should not breed

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immaMonsta 8

You're so thoughtful OP! Now hopefully you can cope with the long term effects of this "illness" you cured!

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sulhaq 4

Wow. I seriously don't understand how almost all of you are assuming he didn't use protection. Did he say he didn't? We dont know. Condoms can fail you know....

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starrnao 15

If you weren't using any kind of birth control, I have no sympathy. If you were, bummer! Sorry for the rude awakening OP

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pinkpixie06 11

Hopefully, after you meet the little one, you'll find that having a baby isn't the end of your world...it's the most wonderful beginning!

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Smokohauntas 3

Don't make a mini-me, get a vasectomy.

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fioirene 4

Wow u must be happy to be a daddy!!! And u didn't "curve her" u just forgot to put a condom on....

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You're right, he didn't curve her. He "cured" her.

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