So… good news, or…?
daddy-o - - United States
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AbsentMindedBoy - 03/03/2009 04:09 - Canada
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captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville
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DaChief - 31/05/2016 03:17 - United States - Highland Park
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Ugh his ego - 01/02/2025 17:00 - United States
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ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France
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Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom
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Wrap it before you tap it.
Strwbry3Shortcke
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Took me a second to realize what you were saying.... It's your own fault dude, if you aren't ready to be a dad then you need to be more careful.
Bamaf22
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First off, it's not a monthly illness, it's natural, second you didn't cure her of shit you ruined her life. Epic fail.
Having a child doesn't ruin someone's life. The child did nothing.
Until its born, THEN you can test your theory.
Enjoy the baby!
BellaMarta
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Only for nine times this year.
FLgators93
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you got to lick it before you stick it
i adore the way you said this. kudos and shit.
jaredofmo
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Train the kid to use protection.
It's not an illness you idiot
Why would anyone say YLS?! I'm baffled by that, but you should be proud to know they are in fact just as dumb as you!!!
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Don't be silly wrap your willy!
I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.