Smells like… victory

sickofthesmelltoo - - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
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newburton13 26

I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.

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BurningGrannies 16

Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?

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BlondeBubbles 6

Maybe they just don't like you because you use words like "fortnight".

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typr04 5

They were being nice by blaming the smell on your dog...they knew all along!

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Needafarm 22

I've thought about this for like 10 minutes and I have come to the conclusion that your parents just don't want anyone coming to their house anymore and they plan on getting rid of everyone Al Bundy style. Stinking them out. The water savings is just the excuse they gave you. The neighbors are next. :-p

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ancientshadow1 2

Who uses the term fortnight still

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Satoaoi 13

in this economy icant blame them

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pdp_fml 21

Please don't tell me that your parents are "tree huggers" trying to save the planet?

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Bicko2004 25

Once a fortnight; that's disgusting

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