By Anonymous - 17/10/2018 17:30
Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend's family for the first time. Unfortunately, I have diarrhoea and keep leaving extremely smelly farts around the house. I blame the dog every time, but I think they're catching on. FML
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By  LAUGHINGKOMODO  |  25

No FML YET. They didn't accuse you yet. Wait till they do, then it will be a FML. Right now, all they are thinking to themselves is that their son is dating a liar, but it has not went public yet.

By  RichardPencil  |  27

You’re spelling it wrong! If we’ve learned anything this week, it’s cats get diarrhoea and dogs get diarrhea.

Your mistake has probably clued in the family of your deception.

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  RichardPencil  |  27

I know. It’s just that earlier this week there was a story about a cat with the British spelling followed by a dog with the American spelling. I thought it would be funny to think the spelling was based on the species.