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donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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ladybugz23 13

you have good boyfriend. I wish my boyfriend do that to me.

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xSapphireCloudx 4

Well, considering doughnuts are really good, and he called you hot, he probably meant it to be endearing. It just sounded strange from your perspective.

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OzzmosizDoge 6

Watch out or he might replace you with a hot donut

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vividpictures 17

I can only imagine what having sex with a hot doughnut would be like..

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maximus_prime 24

I'm pretty sure someone has done it, recorded it and uploaded it to the Internet somewhere #58.

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Zilaina 7

Why is this an fml? That sounds awesome!

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davincidasecond 24

He's basically calling you delicious. It's a compliment, OP!

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shine999 12

Yeah I agree with the above comments that he still called you hot!!

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