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donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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BabyrooKid 11

There's a joke about a doughnut hole in there somewhere ...

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nlow79 3

aaannnddd.... this is a problem how?

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btracy619 23

Next time bring him a doughnut to stick his dick in.

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killer0689 20

though OP already has got a doughnut hole for her bf

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leonlee2002 10

Umm... Why does he know what having sex with a doughnut feels like

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Realhomesley 5

Can't vote on this one. As a guy I'd say it's a compliment.

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SanpakuEyes 18

Could be worse, you could work at a sewage plant, or a slaughter house. Then coming home smelling like work wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

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baristalbc 18

You have a partner that likes having sex with you and a sure fire way of reliably turning him on. Don't question it while you have it.

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kiwikz13 6

Idk, guys love their food and sex. I once had a guy that said he wanted to cover me in maple syrup and popcorn and lick it all off... (._.)

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maggiefox 25

¿I don't see the problem here?

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