Boogers > sex.

That, too, can be a very satisfying feeling according to your brain. Who am I to judge?

hope you washed your hands in your dream

That's snot a bad dream. *waits for down votes*

I nose exactly how you feel.

plot twist..what you dreamt was a booger turned out to be your 4 D matrix breathing tube..now is your chance to escape the pod during repairs..XP haha

Pulling boogers out of your nose is like finishing your math homework. It's all done and there's nothing more to get, and once you get there, you feel satisfied.

Whats the problem here?

A booger that required two hands to harvest? You need to put that thing in the Smithsonian next to the Hope Diamond!

I've had that dream before. The end result is a gloriously putrid minty green.