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Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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xlorawrz 9

That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

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Iluvfmls95 0

lmao. so which one are u?

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bluebird0020 2

Appropriate response: "I was about to ask you the same thing!! :D"

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hope540 0

hope your not the ugly one. you can lose weight but u cant lose ugly. it will always be there.

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SolemnlyLove 7

"answered excitedly" cmon, rly? to a drunk douchebag... you kinda had it coming though rly for the sake of your self esteem, FYL

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iloooovemylife 7

That's why your not suppose to give your # to random ppl

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talktomandybaby 8

They weren't random, they knew them, from the bar, duh.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Well at least one of you is thin and the other is pretty. ;)

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