Procrastination

Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

Iamthetrees 5

Well that was graphic and unseeable

This happened to me during a mountain climbing trip. Weirdest shit ever.....literally

hopefully that wasnt in the library but at your house...?