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sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2025 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML

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Jeff just jeff - 12/01/2026 12:00

Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML

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Shadic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:24

What's with people trying to make vigilante justice over this? He was lazy so he let her in. She got the wrong impression and tried to hit on him. He's obviously had a long day at work, so he flat out tells her to stop trying. Maybe he's taken. Those who would attack the guy physically or professionally must be sociopaths or something. Plus, he totally saved her like, 5-10 bucks.

nodbor 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

don't take it so hard, he gets it all the time and is sick of it.

nodbor 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

don't take it so hard, he gets it all the time and is sick of it.

FYLyo 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 3:41

ydi for flattering urself

BadPandaEye 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:50

At least you didn't have to pay. That's always good :)

Amkii 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:13

Haha gotta love those lazy gym employees!

xqme 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:16

i lol'd..i'm sure he's already taken and didnt want to explain xD

horyo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:17

Well, either way you didn't lose. Next time you should tell him "No, don't flatter YOURself, I'm just repaying my debt to society." ...If you wanted to be mean xD

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:25

Well, that was unnecessary. He may be cute, but he's an asshole. Don't take the way assholes treat you personally. The barb up their ass has nothing to do with you!

bearin 9

Friday 12 June 2015 5:47

How the **** is he an asshole

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:05

If you want to be nasty back then rat on him to his manager telling him that this guy let you in for free a couple of times. Either that or next time your there throw a medicine ball at his face.

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Friday 21 August 2015 12:08

Just because he was blatantly honest? Would you prefer him leading her on??

asb1234561 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:36

hey, at least you're making an effort to get back in shape at the gym!

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:47

You're better knowing straight off that he's a prick so you don't waste any time...

theauthor 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:21

LOL #6. the orange juice actually came out of my nose. i agree with that. plus it'd be funny. dooo it violence with a medicine ball australia says yes!