Money, Plumbing Work Oh wow, thanks!

Oh wow, thanks!

toast - - United Kingdom

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Use the force

BlueMacaw - - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

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Broke boyz

ohno - - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML

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Rewind time

supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Night on the tiles

Anonymous - - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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Running late

SMV - - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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Say it, don't spray it

... - - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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This is mine now

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

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People of Walmart

drano - - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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Brain fog

FlyingCoffeeMonster - - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

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jarofarts 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:16

lol who DOES that?

notsodelighted 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:19

ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!

Four 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:18

YOU GOT TEABAGGED :D

cyberhoy 3

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:21

53 if it took you half an hour to take out three carts of groceries you are a lazy bitch and should of gotten no tip i used to be a bag boy and i rarely got tips only around 1.50 and hour i once got a firecracker though and once a twenty never a teabag though oh well oh yeah i once got a chicken that the customer got for free and didn;t want

Zwink 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:24

whats wrong with tea seriously

SimpleIdiot 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:38

lolz BURN!

Keiko86 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:53

What a dick.. Maybe the tea bag had some good pot in it...

quacko 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:29

@ 76, I feel sorry for you guys sometimes. When I visited the states I'd tip $10-20 on anything, except if I got shitty service, then you only got $5. I'm a student who lives out of home, so I am by no means, rich.

stephiex 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:54

how is this an fml... really? Like if you decide to fix something, 'free of charge' don't expect someone to give you a tip, even if they're rich. No matter what you get you should be thankful. And tea is good for you- you shouldn't be spending your money on booze anyway!