Not now

Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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sourgirl101 28

There's a cruise control for a reason. JK I watched "Steven King's- Thinner" and gypsies now scare me.

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DMC_Hotness 0

**additional manual transmission joke**

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mrahhhhh 21

Did he put it out the window and say, "Oh my God, honey look at that giant windsock outside!" too? That's one of the few ways to make it more awesome.

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ErocX85 0

you should've taken care of that before you left the house.

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Petal23 11

HE should've taken care of that before leaving the house.

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kittea86 0

omg i have the same issue w my husband!

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XxgreymoonxX 8

ha I like that guy xD sounds like a catch ;D

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XxgreymoonxX 8

ha you're not shy dx

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Amrel 10

Is there a fine for having your penis out now? First phones now this:(

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