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Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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jimmyrules 0

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

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immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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mtl_gtrst1723 0

I agree with 22. OP, u and ur bf must either be really young or really stupid (probably both). don't give up though.

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zach55 0

looks like your masturbating tonight!

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debbster7 18

FAIL!!! and I should be there choice #1. If they wanna have sex then they should.

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hellokittywhore 0

how difficult can it be for you? really!?! sex is quite easy sweetie. maybe I can take your bf aside and show him how it's done ;D kidding!! lol

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moofin123456 0

no offense but..this is a little pathetic. I'll click FYl because of pity

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BCBUDFTW 0

What is so difficult?? He puts it in your hole and goes up and down.... Even if your very tight(hoping because your a virgin) it would still go in with a little persuasion. If your not wet enough maybe it hurt too much? If thats the case get some KY or astroglide. If all else fails try with fingers first to get used to the idea!

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SEsSuckOTFTW 0

Actually, my first and I had almost the exact same experience. KY Jelly saved the day, and still does. It's not ALWAYS as easy as it sounds.

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measishouldbe 17

I discovered i was allergic to KY Jelly during my first attempt, so sometimes it doesn't save the day.

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