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UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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It's a match!

Ren - - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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Who am I?

Carrie - 27/12/2025 22:00

Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML

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YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

Meow34 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:02

It would have been funny if it was real. Don't you guys know this is a fake one? I'm pretty sure because there has been many posts of one exactly like this one. God. I wish you all would stop acting out the old FML already.

onwork 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:02

be quick and say that you were just joking?

thelonelylurker 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:12

Freudian slip! Maybe you should think about that, eh?

raged_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:19

maybe she wants a gay friend.

rhiley 26

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:43

ah yes give me a big steaming bowl of stereotypes

dAznMutha 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:20

maybe shes thinking that you only said that to get away from her and that you could tell she way flirty break her heart much???

scateice 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:22

hahahahahaha hahaha ha ha... heh

scateice 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:22

hahahahahaha hahaha ha ha... heh

AmpulexCompressa 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:23

It's comforting to know I'm not the only one who accidentally combines words into words that don't exist, or just words I don't want to say. And doesn't it suck that trying to explain what happened is always just as awkward as slipping up like that in the first place?