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UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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It's a match!

Ren - - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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Carrie - 27/12/2025 22:00

Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML

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YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

Rawrrr14 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:47

That's blunt, but hey, maybe she likes that kind of girl? or wait.... she could be straight..... well, anyway that deff would've been awkward.

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Thursday 22 May 2014 17:14

The OP is male. He thought she was cute, but blew his chance by merging the two phrases. You are welcome. Be sure to read it next time; I might not be so patient.

mynameisnotjudie 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:48

At least "gay" is popular word for "happy!" ..... if you're in 14th century England.

Goatz 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:58

I've been there, sorta....

BiggieA 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:59

and I jizzed in my pants

_HollieWould 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:05

hahaha thats the best xD

reetah 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:06

well *technically* it could also mean "I'm happy" :P better luck next time!

blowyourspeakers 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:11

haha, dude, i don't care, this is effing hilarious.

fedora_fan13 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:13

i do that all the time! like trying to say good and fine at the same time. "gafine" makes you sound like your retarded and trying to say fine...

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Saturday 16 May 2009 14:14

are you a girl? because if you are, and you are gay, then maybe she would like knowing that right away so she can decide if she's into you or not and not have to wonder if you're gay, well that is if she's gay too...