Awkward, Taxis, Cute Transportation Naptime

Naptime

Celeste - - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Hard knock life

rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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Baby come back

Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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Knackered

Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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Let that sink in

kalvin - 24/05/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

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marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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lemony_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:06

I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.

lol_ironic_life 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:18

hope the meter wasn't running lol that's an expensive ride!

JokerJohn7 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:46

wow something tells me this is a huge lie

serenaaaa_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:08

wouldn't u have died or something?

bluemorning_fml 0

Monday 3 May 2010 2:01

ha!

vatermelonpower 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:15

taxi crash leaves two and a dog dead. I'd feel bad about the dog

shakleton82 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:51

one word DANG

Tylermofo 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:44

Bitch dont fall asleep in my TAXI!

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:59

did you die?

columbiancoffeei 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:57

wtf are you ok

BunnySlippers 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 5:51

Don't tell me both of you were in the backseat.

coxenator1105 9

Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:59

Cabs in Singapore are very cheap.

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Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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Today, I sold ice cream to a group of kids. One of them looked sad, because he was the only one who couldn't buy any, so I gave him some for free. Apparently, he was allergic to something in it, and ended up being rushed to the hospital. FML

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