Awkward, Taxis, Cute Transportation Naptime - FML

Naptime

Celeste - - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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Baby come back

Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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Let that sink in

kalvin - 24/05/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

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marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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lemony_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:06

I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.

lol_ironic_life 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:18

hope the meter wasn't running lol that's an expensive ride!

thedivinecomeD 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:01

bet he wasn't middle eastern. those people are so hopped up on hatred and the thought of 72 virgins that they don't need sleep. :) lol jk... at least you got a free ride.

lovindepp 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:21

lol omg made me ^ laugh

mtc4ever 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:22

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rawr_trick119 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:26

ahh, that really effing sucks. i agree FYL. i hope your okay (:

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:41

You know that show "1000 Ways to Die"? Way to Die #1 was an Asian couple that had heart attacks during sex. So yeah, you can die when you sleep with someone.

PinkAyame 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:06

hahahahha so wrong...

PentiumBawls8 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:22

sleeping eh? if i was that taxi driver and knew where you lived. Which would be 20 minutes, Id easily make you pay triple the amount by taking long alternate routes lol

californiway 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:37

ha dirka dirka

poooook 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:59

cuute (:

wisefool83 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:11

ermm......ouch?

ToxicKittieh 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:28

1st.

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 13:21

your number 89 your about oh idk 88 numbers off from being first.lol

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