Mood ruiner

RuinedTheMood - 21/09/2014 05:11 - United States - Tomball

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said, "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded, "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fearlesscooldude 12

That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

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fearlesscooldude 12

That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

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naajster 14

that was an awesome joke, OP! I approve of your sense of humor

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incoherentrmblr 21

Inadvertent boner killer. Nice...

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onlychildFTW 33

I always thought couldn't you bend your knees to pick it up? Keeping your butt facing the floor and away from crotches?

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Mortoli 30

Lol just hope no desperate midgets there. Lol.

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flufee2 27

At least you have a good sense of humor!!

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Zman2017 18

Your picture makes you look like a douche.

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flufee2 27

You look like you're 5 shut the **** up

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Was there a reason for that #17?

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bingo__O 15

Hey, you can have sex whenever you want, but that was a one-of-a-kind quip! xD

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Vickeh 15

Doesn't matter, had sex...i guess? But yea, everyone has their own herp derp moments :/

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cryssycakesx3 22

no. no sex was had.

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EvilTurtle 35

What in the hell does having a "herp derp " moment even mean?

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starcaller17 16

#47, spot the vegan is more fun.

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ostfaiz 18

a fabulous start of the day..hope u did something meaningful to regain the erection Op

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homesuckfucker 28

I fail to see how your life is ******, OP. This actually sounds like a pretty hilarious situation. And it isn't like this is the last time you'll sleep with your future husband, right?

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Stormcloak 20

That is actually quite amazing if you ask me.

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Enslaved 36

Unfortunately he doesn't sound like he was "Laughing so ..... Hard".

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Enslaved 36

*Brainstorming* Halloween costumes are now on sale. How cute would it be if OP dressed up like a sexy female prison guard for their next session? ((:

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Mortoli 30

Don't forget whip and hand cuffs. ;)

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